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If you are not smart, you are food.

8/2/2016

Tour guide: This is the longest bridge in Cairo and it took 6 years to be finished.
Tourist : Back home we have a bridge the same length and it was finished in a year and half.
Tour Guide: This is Cairo tower, and it took 5 years to be finished.
Tourist : We have a tower back home and it is taller and it took 2 years only to be finished.
Tour guide: The museum of Cairo and it was built in 3 years .
Tourist : You know they built the museum of ...... in 2 years only.

Scene # 2 ( by the pyramid )

Same tourist: Oh WOW what is this ?
Tour guide : I don't know , I was here yesterday and it wasn't there.

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Top 6 complaints that will make you never book with us.

8/2/2016

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I think it should be explained in the brochure that they speak Arabic in Egypt, so I wouldn't have wasted 2 weeks learning Swahili.
I was asked by the camel boy to give him a kiss for a free camel ride. I checked with my guide who told me it is a scam, but it actually worked
I am pregnant from my travel mate, and that wouldn't have happened if i was provided with the 2 beds room i requested at Dahab Hotel.
The hot water in the hotel was too hot.
We really enjoyed Egypt, however, Tokyo was too crowded city, one night there was enough.
I should have been told about the big time difference between Egypt and ..... I woke my boss up at 3 am thought it was 10 am, I think I lost my job. Now I hold CWT responsible for that.

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If you are not smart, you are food.

Top 6 complaints that will make you never book with us.

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